{"id":310,"date":"2010-05-07T16:22:14","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T15:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/?p=310"},"modified":"2010-05-07T16:22:14","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T15:22:14","slug":"which-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/which-language.html","title":{"rendered":"Which language?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Found this on a forum. In response to the question \u201cWhich programming  language should I learn first?\u201d &#8211; one user\u00a0responds:\ufeff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Depends.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">To program in an expressive and powerful language:  Python<br \/>\nTo get a website up quickly:\u00a0PHP<br \/>\nTo  mingle with programmers who call themselves \u201crockstars\u201d: Ruby.<br \/>\nTo  really learn to program: C.<br \/>\nTo achieve enlightenment: Scheme.<br \/>\nTo  feel depressed: SQL<br \/>\nTo drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic<br \/>\nTo  get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial  applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.<br \/>\nTo do the  same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#<br \/>\nTo  achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time  differentiating from megalomania: Objective C<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">I could go on\u2026 but  I\u2019m not feeling hateful enough today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/iamgabeaudick.tumblr.com\/post\/576987756\/which-language\" target=\"_blank\"><em>&#8220;reblogged from here&#8221;<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this on a forum. In response to the question \u201cWhich programming language should I learn first?\u201d &#8211; one user\u00a0responds:\ufeff Depends. To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python To get a website up quickly:\u00a0PHP To mingle with programmers who call themselves \u201crockstars\u201d: Ruby. To really learn to program: C. To achieve enlightenment: Scheme. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-develop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":332,"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aleprex.it\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}